i identify entirely too much with drunk tiger woods 

(Source: blazeberg, via smokingsalviawithmileycyrus)

this shit is hella accurate though. *pushes you all out of my way* move bitches *looks at reflection in something shiny* i have arrived. literally so dead @ “you see the world as your own personal stage.”

donate today or i’ll push your mom down a flight of stairs ^__^

was born not caring about u/will die not caring about u. sry ‘bout it

my family had a “reunion” at universal studios today and this asian man was ali larter obsessed with us when my grandmad made us take a group photo. 

i literally do not care about anything that will come out of anyone’s mouth today.

went out in weho last night. getting out of bed has been a struggle.

this is my party shirt.

i only have one concerta left…

(Source: supermodelgif)

wow i was so fucking COUTURE when i was 18 i s2g.